This Doesn't Happen When You Ride The Stallion

That title was almost poetic, wasn't it? I mean, "happen" and "Stallion" kinda rhyme.

Anyway, I never bought into Kabbalah like a lot of these other Hollywood-types have (or pretend to have), but the fact that Madonna is not Christopher Reeve numero dos may prove it to be the real deal.

Ponder this, however: If it really worked, wouldn't she have not been injured at all?

Let's just hope the fall knocked the English accent out of her.