The Butterscotch Stallion

A Blog of B.S.

Sunday, June 22, 2008

Heidi and Spencer still suck

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I barely know who these two people are, and I certainly never thought there'd be a reason to like them. Then I read this in In Touch m...
Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Ass, Let Thee Be Healed!

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Lead Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger in Hawaii with her boyfriend...
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Friday, March 24, 2006

"Snakes On A Plane" Has a Logo

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It's release date is drawing ever closer. Here is the official logo...
Monday, January 09, 2006

Wal-Mart Doesn't Care About Black People

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Screw Wal-Mart, shop Target! (Hint: Look at the item. Then, look at the "Similar Items." Yeah. Nice.)
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Friday, November 04, 2005

Yama Hama!

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It's Fright Night!
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Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Will Ferrell Is My Hero

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In case you weren't aware, Will Ferrell and Adam McKay--the people that brought you Anchorman --are currently shooting a film entitled H...
Thursday, October 20, 2005

Touching and Inspirational

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This would be a good inspirational poster for home, the workplace...wherever.
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Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Disturbing

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You know how Joaquin Phoenix said to Nic Cage in 8MM, "There are some things you can't un-see"? Well, with that in mind, the ...
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Are You Lookin' At Me?

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Talking to Beverley Mitchell must be really hard because you won't really know which way she is looking .
Thursday, October 06, 2005

Lousy T-Shirt

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Hahaha. I am not a Bush supporter, nor am I totally against him either. I voted for Kerry, but that was like deciding whether to die by dro...
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Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Flowers and Sausages

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If there is one thing that the wonderful show Wife Swap has taught us, it is this... Life is not all flowers and sausages. I believe it was ...
Friday, September 23, 2005

Cat Got Your Tongue?

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Um, no. A bug does, actually. As you may or may not be aware, I like to indulge my scientific side from time to time. Well, right now is ...
Sunday, September 18, 2005

Jack Osbourne?

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In one of the most shocking turn of events of at least the past year, Jack Osbourne no longer looks like a potato. And all without the help...
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Friday, September 16, 2005

That's Not Gangsta

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Let's recap what we know about one Mr. Hova, Jay-Z: 1) Is ugly 2) Makes good music 3) Is the lucky guy that gets to bang Beyonce And now...
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Wednesday, September 14, 2005

It's A Boy, Y'all!

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Well, the two hilljacks had their baby . Big whoop, says the Stallion. I'm just gonna keep feeding my scientific side, comparing and c...
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Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Hilary Duff Update

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Well, it's worse than I initially thought . Honestly, I figured the first two pictures (above) were fakes, then I found proof that they...
Friday, September 09, 2005

Sean Penn: Idiot

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By now, it's pretty common knowledge that Sean Penn is a humorless asshole (this year's Oscars is a good example). We also know he ...
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Sunday, September 04, 2005

George Bush Doesn't Care About Black People

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You tell 'em , Kanye! Although, I have to say, if you couple Mike Myers' reaction (watch closely and you can actually pinpoint the e...
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Friday, September 02, 2005

Snakes On A Plane!

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Oh man, this is easily the best title for a movie ever. Just look at young Kenan (of SNL fame) there. Does the look on his face not say i...
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Sunday, August 28, 2005

Come On, Bounce With Me

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If you have nothing better to do, The Big Bounce is on HBO this afternoon at 5pm Eastern/2pm Pacific, and then plays all throughout the mon...
Thursday, August 25, 2005

Hilary Duff No Longer Hot

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Since the Butterscotch Stallion is an equal opportunity philanderer, I like to keep my eye on all the young lasses that I might one day tr...

Celebrities Do The Darndest Things

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So, this past weekend, in a scene straight out of something you would see on an episode of Arrested Development or Curb Your Enthusiasm , P...
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Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Tonight on "The Tonight Show"

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After your late local news tonight, make sure you have it on NBC as The Stallion will be galloping into your living room by way of "The...
Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Penguins, Penguins, Penguins Everywhere!

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Took one of my lady friends (met her at the L.A. Fitness in Westwood--and man does she have one of those great, firm little bubble butts tha...
Tuesday, August 16, 2005

This Doesn't Happen When You Ride The Stallion

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That title was almost poetic, wasn't it? I mean, "happen" and "Stallion" kinda rhyme. Anyway, I never bought into ...
Monday, August 15, 2005

This Day in Butterscotch Stallion History

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While cruising around the internets today, I saw some disheartening news. Sadly, the only site that sold a t-shirt bearing my likeness, Ran...
Thursday, August 11, 2005

Well, here I am...

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The Butterscotch Stallion roams free!
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