Celebrities Do The Darndest Things

So, this past weekend, in a scene straight out of something you would see on an episode of Arrested Development or Curb Your Enthusiasm, Pamela Anderson was presiding over her dog Star's wedding when, out of nowhere, Ali G (in disguise) rode up on an inflated turtle, playing a keytar, and dressed like a member of the Village People and proceeded to tackle her.

See, this is just another reason why I avoid marriage and weddings of any kind, particularly my own. I hope Star at least had enough sense to get a pre-nup.